Race Date: 30th July 2017
This popular (and some might say comically named) race follows a super-flat course under full road closures starting at Grimsby Town Hall and finishing in the People’s Park.
| Pos | Name | Cat | Time |
| 124 | Martyn Goldsack | M | 40.52 |
| 150 | Ashleigh Barron | F | 41.25 |
| 1412 | Emma Portus | F | 1.00.25 |
| 2422 | Elaine Shortridge | F | 1.11.52 |
2303 people took part in the race, including 4 Striders. Well done to all. The race was won by Lucian Allison of Lincoln Wellington AC in 30.24, and the first lady home was Natalie Burns also of Lincoln Wellington AC in 36.15
Full results available here.